Bill and I

Bill:	Come out and get irresponsible with me on my 21.
Me:	I will be the most irresponsible.
Bill:	That's what I like to hear. Make grown men cry.
Me:	I mean that's what I do best.
BIll:	I might have to put that on my list of desired superpowers. Right next to having a dextrous penis.
Me:	I wish I had a dextrous penis.

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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

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